Our deck has been annexed

Meet Bertha.
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She sets up shop each night and is gone by morning. We’ve struck up a “Don’t bite me and I won’t kill you” arrangement that works out pretty well. She builds her web at the far end of the deck and we stay close to the house and try to give her wide berth. Because, see, she’s as big as my thumb. She’s beautiful and she eats the mosquitos and all that…but she creeps me out.

The web is amazing, though. You can barely see it, even when standing dangerously close to it. It was only once the flash went off that I was able to see how intricate it is. And how big. The center is easily four feet in diameter, and then the vertical spokes shoot out like tent ropes several more feet and anchor to the deck railing and the surrounding trees. It’s gone every morning (does the dew weight it down and break it?) and she rebuilds it every night… Amazing.

Cassie, this photo is for you, darlin’.

60 Comments on “Our deck has been annexed

  1. We had a nice big spider on our front porch one summer-one quite mosquito free summer. I like spiders, though.
    BTW I think the store is cool and I think t-shirts and notebooks (etc) with some of your paintings would sell, too (not to mention photos of the famous Diego and Sadie.)
    Posted by: karen

  2. i hate to tell you this, we had a similar sized spider in the stairwell leading down from the carpark at work. like yours the spider rebuilt its web every evening and sat there staring at us everytime we went to and from our cars. it survived hail, rain and 40C degree (over 100) heat. it lived for a good 6 months before it finally disappeared.
    Posted by: jacqueline

  3. We had a nice big spider on our front porch one summer-one quite mosquito free summer. I like spiders, though.
    BTW I think the store is cool and I think t-shirts and notebooks (etc) with some of your paintings would sell, too (not to mention photos of the famous Diego and Sadie.)
    Posted by: karen

  4. i hate to tell you this, we had a similar sized spider in the stairwell leading down from the carpark at work. like yours the spider rebuilt its web every evening and sat there staring at us everytime we went to and from our cars. it survived hail, rain and 40C degree (over 100) heat. it lived for a good 6 months before it finally disappeared.
    Posted by: jacqueline

  5. I do believe you’ve found the perfect name for the little darlin’.

    😉

    Here, Cassie, cassiecassie….
    Posted by: claudia

  6. I would have named her Shelob, but that’s just me 🙂 Bertha works well too. Wowza. 4 ft!

    eep 🙂
    Posted by: Amber

  7. And very much appreciated. I may have to come over and visit during web hours.
    Posted by: Cassie

  8. That’s a fabulous image. You’re a good woman to let her stay, given your history with spiders. My home is host to lots of spiders, though lately I’ve had to catch a few and scoot them outside as Hannah is scared stiff when she sees them.
    Posted by: regina

  9. No! Don’t show me stuff like that! I’m moving to NY to get away from the insanely large spiders. We have ones here that are like the size of my palm and make these gorgeous, intricate, 3-D webs. They’re pretty, but they’re really scary.
    Posted by: Jenn

  10. I do believe you’ve found the perfect name for the little darlin’.

    😉

    Here, Cassie, cassiecassie….
    Posted by: claudia

  11. I would have named her Shelob, but that’s just me 🙂 Bertha works well too. Wowza. 4 ft!

    eep 🙂
    Posted by: Amber

  12. And very much appreciated. I may have to come over and visit during web hours.
    Posted by: Cassie

  13. That’s a fabulous image. You’re a good woman to let her stay, given your history with spiders. My home is host to lots of spiders, though lately I’ve had to catch a few and scoot them outside as Hannah is scared stiff when she sees them.
    Posted by: regina

  14. No! Don’t show me stuff like that! I’m moving to NY to get away from the insanely large spiders. We have ones here that are like the size of my palm and make these gorgeous, intricate, 3-D webs. They’re pretty, but they’re really scary.
    Posted by: Jenn

  15. Neat pictures. I’m reading Charlotte’s Web to Emma right now and expected to see Some Pig er Dog on that web!
    Posted by: Steph

  16. this really nearly scared the bejeezus out of me at 8:30 this morning!
    a post-coffee gander makes it much less frightening and more beautiful. i think you two have come to a good arrangement, as long as she promises to eat up lots of biting, flying things.
    Posted by: megan

  17. Ohh, that web is amazing, and it is unreal that she can rebuild it every evening! I’ve never known dew to break a spider web — they are amazingly strong — but maybe a squirrel knocks it down? Something like that?
    Posted by: Norma

  18. When I lived in North Carolina we had a spider that built a web every night and *took it down* in the morning. We could see the spider squirrelled away in the corner on our back porch during the day, and was back constructing every night. Do you keep especially late or early hours? Maybe you can see her deconstruct it. Ours was very methodical, and went around clipping each radial spoke.

    We had a great time in that house. It was like Wild Kingdom (in a good way).
    Posted by: Jean

  19. Gaaaah! I have extremly healthy spiders like that around where I live and we have an agreement that they don’t come in the house and I let them do their thing. I did have one come in one day that was about the size of Diego.

    Yeah, I handled that well…
    Posted by: Laurie

  20. Neat pictures. I’m reading Charlotte’s Web to Emma right now and expected to see Some Pig er Dog on that web!
    Posted by: Steph

  21. this really nearly scared the bejeezus out of me at 8:30 this morning!
    a post-coffee gander makes it much less frightening and more beautiful. i think you two have come to a good arrangement, as long as she promises to eat up lots of biting, flying things.
    Posted by: megan

  22. Ohh, that web is amazing, and it is unreal that she can rebuild it every evening! I’ve never known dew to break a spider web — they are amazingly strong — but maybe a squirrel knocks it down? Something like that?
    Posted by: Norma

  23. When I lived in North Carolina we had a spider that built a web every night and *took it down* in the morning. We could see the spider squirrelled away in the corner on our back porch during the day, and was back constructing every night. Do you keep especially late or early hours? Maybe you can see her deconstruct it. Ours was very methodical, and went around clipping each radial spoke.

    We had a great time in that house. It was like Wild Kingdom (in a good way).
    Posted by: Jean

  24. Gaaaah! I have extremly healthy spiders like that around where I live and we have an agreement that they don’t come in the house and I let them do their thing. I did have one come in one day that was about the size of Diego.

    Yeah, I handled that well…
    Posted by: Laurie

  25. Steph mentioned “Charlotte’s Web”. I was thinking about that a few days ago when my backyard erupted in summertime spinnin’ spiders. Do y’all remember what Charlotte told Wilbur when he got skeeved out that she bit and sucked bugs for a living? Essentially (since I don’t have my copy with me here at work ;D), “Hold it right there. YOU get your meals brought to you. No one brings ME a thing. I have to be clever and quick or I’ll go hungry. Do you know what would happen to the world IN ONE DAY if suddently there were no spiders? The entire planet would be overrun with insects. Have some respect.” And he did…

    I love ’em. I never kill one intentionally, though sometimes there’s one in the shower with me and it meets a soggy demise…
    Posted by: jeanne

  26. Many spiders eat the webs once they become damaged from thngs flying into them. It’s a good way to save costly resources, but I wonder what it tastes like? To a spider, I mean. Sweet? Savory?

    Beautiful web though.
    Posted by: rie

  27. You know what you really need to name the spider? Penelope. 🙂
    Posted by: Sneaksleep

  28. Steph mentioned “Charlotte’s Web”. I was thinking about that a few days ago when my backyard erupted in summertime spinnin’ spiders. Do y’all remember what Charlotte told Wilbur when he got skeeved out that she bit and sucked bugs for a living? Essentially (since I don’t have my copy with me here at work ;D), “Hold it right there. YOU get your meals brought to you. No one brings ME a thing. I have to be clever and quick or I’ll go hungry. Do you know what would happen to the world IN ONE DAY if suddently there were no spiders? The entire planet would be overrun with insects. Have some respect.” And he did…

    I love ’em. I never kill one intentionally, though sometimes there’s one in the shower with me and it meets a soggy demise…
    Posted by: jeanne

  29. Many spiders eat the webs once they become damaged from thngs flying into them. It’s a good way to save costly resources, but I wonder what it tastes like? To a spider, I mean. Sweet? Savory?

    Beautiful web though.
    Posted by: rie

  30. You know what you really need to name the spider? Penelope. 🙂
    Posted by: Sneaksleep

  31. WOW! such an intricate web ……. thank you for sharing, and thank you for not being disgusted or afraid and tearing the web down!

    Posted by: gray la gran

  32. WOW! such an intricate web ……. thank you for sharing, and thank you for not being disgusted or afraid and tearing the web down!

    Posted by: gray la gran

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